my life won’t be complete until a boy has made me a mixtape
since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
if you’re having trouble finding a job make sure that you have “2006 time person of the year” listed on your resume. works every time.
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great